Friday, December 08, 2006

Alien Language


A week ago a member of the staff was making fun of me, because I use some English words when I speak “the Kuwaiti language”. He believes it’s showing off!!! And any Arabic speaking person shouldn’t speak English because it’s wrong! :S
Me being the smartass that I am tell him: So is OFFLINE an Arabic word? or SYSTEM? Coz you sure use it a lot with customers assuming they’d understand what OFFLINE means.

A few days later…

Same guy (staff) comes up to me and says:
HACH FEKEENI MINHA!!! (Throws the customer’s civil id at me) very disrespectfully
Me: What happened? Why are you so mad?
Guy at work: ما احب اللي يتفلسفون على راسي
Me: huh?
Guy at work: هاذي كويتية بس تكلمني بالانجليزي! يعني شوفوني انا كشخة
Me to Myself: What the hell!
Guy at work: شوفي بطاقتها كويتية!!!!!
Me out loud: So?
Me again: This customer is an American with a Kuwaiti nationality!!! Of course she is going to speak her language!!!!
Guy at work: شكو؟ لازم اتكلمنى عربي ليش التفلسف هذا؟
Me to Myself: what the f#$%?
Me: AGAIN THIS CUSTOMER IS AN AMERICAN
Guy at work: متأكد انها تعرف عربي بس اهيا تبي تفلسف
Me: WHATEVER JUST SEND HER IN!!!!

Me thinking: Why is it such a crime to speak a different language to some people? And why does it even bother them? Is it because they feel lost not knowing what the other person is saying? So basically the only reason why they make fun of them is just to make up for what they lack!

I should have let him struggle with that customer :P

13 Comments:

At 10:40 PM, Blogger ♀ L's brain ♀ said...

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At 2:20 AM, Blogger Dr.Lost said...

guy at work is an ignorant retard.. he's jealous coz he cant speak english i presume.. oh and shotgunnnnnnnn

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger fire alarm said...

U can always tell when someone can really not speak arabic and need to break in english and someone who speaks perfect arabic but choose to speak english for some stupid reason.

Usually the latter r the ones who speak terrible english in a weird accent, but they assume their english is perfect and the accent is that of a NY native. my fav r the kids running around acting like rappers... pathetic.

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Hanan said...

twix. I don't see any stupidity in attempting another language even if your perfectly capable in your mother tongue.

I don't see the big fuss. So we add a few words from another language. So we have weird Arabic or English accents. So what?

Now rappers, yes I agree with you mainly because rap is gang music and I don't appreciate it being pickd up by our youth.

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger The pie fairy said...

dr.mcdreamy: (YEAH RIGHT) :P
7aram now i feel bad for the guy! but yeah he can't speak english.

twix:
but this has nothing to do with my post :P

hanan:
shakooo! comment on what I said

 
At 4:48 PM, Blogger Hanan said...

Why are you posting in English. I demand Arabecized posts from now on in this Kuwaiti blog.

 
At 10:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wayed ma 3inda salfa your co-worker..
ma 3alaich mina o next time he says anyting tell him that the work environment your in.. it is a plus to have an additional language.. in fact as many languages and anywhere around the world.. especially english.

7arny :P

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger radiantguy.com said...

hmmm, well madri I don't hate English wala el Arabic I can speak both of them bs I prefer to use Arabic in general since I am Kuwaiti. Ana ma atkalam English bel 3ada lamma akalim 3arab bs sa3at etro7 kelma bel 3arabi 3n bali that's why i switch to English...I don't like Arabic grammer 3ashan a93ab bs Arabic is more powerful/deeper than English I guess that's why I like it more.

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger Dr.Lost said...

new post STAT !!

 
At 12:10 AM, Blogger coquette said...

I just realized i never commented on this one lol I thought i did :P

hmm I say...as long as we can communicate and understand each other...does it really matter what language we use? :/

 
At 6:20 PM, Blogger The pie fairy said...

hanan:
I shouldn't I know :P

diigma:
7ada ma 3enda salfa...he's just jealous

radiant guy:
English is universal... u just can't deny that. It's not a matter of hating or liking a language. it's not a matter of right or wrong. If I want to speak English it's my choice, why should ppl mock me for it?

dr.lost:
U got it :P

Coquette:
9a7 elsanich lol

 
At 6:21 PM, Blogger dishevelled said...

Ma3inda salfa!
I absolutely hate it when people get like that!

I know people who use some english expressions like "duh" "whatever" - the lame lines you hear in a 90s chick flick, they also go as far as saying "lol" instead of giggling or smiling when they dont even use the computer!! But they still criticize and get annoyed when people throw in english words - they even get pissed off at people who listen to english music! Wth!?

The only reason I can think of is that they're jeleous they don't speak the language as good.

 
At 10:30 PM, Blogger The pie fairy said...

dishevelled:
ur absolutely right! eeee ew it's so annoying when they say "lol" instead of laughing

 

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