"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."

It’s Saturday morning… a very beautiful day, yet I’m too lazy to do anything. Woke up real early coz of a stupid dream I had…heard Eid’s prayer so I decided to wash up and pray. Went back to bed slept for a half hour. When I woke up me thought:
Nightmares/dreams…Why do we have them?
Some say it’s just a manifestation of whatever it is ur thinking of!
Some believe it’s a sign from GOD
Some think you just ate too much
What is it really?
OH and Saddam Hussein was executed today before sunrise!
Very symbolic! Is he like a sacrifice now? Why today?
GMW Seeking a Good Sandwich

I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET WHY IN THIS COUNTRY THEY ADD TOMATOES TO CHICKEN FILET SANDWICHES?! Is it part of our culture? :S
It’s just nasty! I want it crispy PPL not soggy!!!!
Could anyone please tell me where to find a good filet sandwich with no tomatoes????
and NO I can’t simply ask them (no tomatoes please) coz somehow they add more!
Alien Language

A week ago a member of the staff was making fun of me, because I use some English words when I speak “the Kuwaiti language”. He believes it’s showing off!!! And any Arabic speaking person shouldn’t speak English because it’s wrong! :S
Me being the smartass that I am tell him: So is OFFLINE an Arabic word? or SYSTEM? Coz you sure use it a lot with customers assuming they’d understand what OFFLINE means.
A few days later…
Same guy (staff) comes up to me and says:
HACH FEKEENI MINHA!!! (Throws the customer’s civil id at me) very disrespectfully
Me: What happened? Why are you so mad?
Guy at work: ما احب اللي يتفلسفون على راسي
Me: huh?
Guy at work: هاذي كويتية بس تكلمني بالانجليزي! يعني شوفوني انا كشخة
Me to Myself: What the hell!
Guy at work: شوفي بطاقتها كويتية!!!!!
Me out loud: So?
Me again: This customer is an American with a Kuwaiti nationality!!! Of course she is going to speak her language!!!!
Guy at work: شكو؟ لازم اتكلمنى عربي ليش التفلسف هذا؟
Me to Myself: what the f#$%?
Me: AGAIN THIS CUSTOMER IS AN AMERICAN
Guy at work: متأكد انها تعرف عربي بس اهيا تبي تفلسف
Me: WHATEVER JUST SEND HER IN!!!!
Me thinking: Why is it such a crime to speak a different language to some people? And why does it even bother them? Is it because they feel lost not knowing what the other person is saying? So basically the only reason why they make fun of them is just to make up for what they lack!
I should have let him struggle with that customer :P